Saturday, January 22, 2011

For the ladies...

I was thinking the other day... how can I help all relationships... in the world.
Then I thought... spread knowledge.
Genius!
But to whom do i spread this knowledge???

One answer kept coming back to me.... the ladies!

So I worked very hard to compile a list For 10 things every girl should know to avoid wasted time with people that inevitably end up being tools... or even worse, heartbreak! I even asked a few friends (spencer, and joey) For their expert opinion.

So here it goes...

1. Boys have cooties.
2. Guys can never complete you. (that's Gods job)
3. Never trust a guy who says he gets along better with girls.
4. If a guy isn't able to lead himself spiritually and be a "Jesus" to you as a friend, he surely won't now that he's in a relationship.
5. If a guy is txting you a lot, 99.872% of the time he likes you. Don't lead them on, quit feeding off the attention!
6. Never trust a guy who wears deep V necks.
7. Never trust a guy that ignores you with people around but loves you when its just you two.
8. Never trust a guy who isn't willing to WORK!
9. Never trust a guy who won't apologize for mistakes.
10. Never trust a guy learning french. (its a dying language)
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2 comments:

Ronia Dubbaneh said...

ahahaha that was awesome chris. thanks for enlightening us with this wisdom.

Unknown said...

But... French is actually a really common language! Its super useful on the mission field. Morroco, Haiti, Ivory coast, and lots of other places in Africa. Doctors Without Borders is calling for people to learn it! Otherwise, this is a great list! Love it.